Find me a nice boy.

I am yearning for a nice boy. but you see, it seems that there's no such thing. i made a list of what i don't want in a guy, and pretty much ruled out at least everyone i know, if not everyone in the world.
my chances aren't looking fabulous, but you can always try i guess. one day i'll find mr. perfect, til then i'll have to sift through a whole heap of mr. dickheads. im keen LOL.